In case you were unaware today September 19th is the Official Talk Like A Pirate Day, you can learn all about it. So in celebration of this day all I have to say is:
ARGHHHHHHH! You scalawag!
ARGHHHHHH! Me hearty
WALK THE PLANK!
Shiver me timbers!
This next one is fitting being that I live in Wyoming, Land of the Cowboys, r at least the tight jeans and cowboy boots