Oh Wednesday How Do I Hate Thee Let Me Count The Ways

I’m pretty sure that everyone has that one day of the week that they just can’t stand.  Wednesday is mine.  I’ve always had a hatred for this particular day of the week.  As long as I can remember I’ve always hated the day.  I remember growing up and thinking UGHHHH its Wednesday, it could have something to do with the fact that while growing up Wednesday was my stepmother’s day off.  For those of you who know me, you know that the stepmother and I don’t particularly get along, and if you don’t know me you now know that my stepmother and I don’t care for each other, AT ALL.  That will be a whole series of blogs I’m sure if I was to delve into the reasons why, maybe even a best seller who knows.  Anyway, that could be where the hatred, actually I’m sure that’s where it started.

Once I moved out of the house you would think that my hatred of Wednesday would ebb, it did not.  See in college I somehow always had to take a class that was only offered at night, and you guessed it, it was always on a Wednesday.  Let’s talk about night classes for a second 2.5 hours listening to the same professor drone on about the same topic, uhmmmm no thank you, I can barely make it through 50 minutes of the drone.  So as you can see my hatred towards Wednesday continued to be justified.

As a working adult Wednesdays signify the Hump, only 2 more days until the weekend.  Whoooo, I should love Wednesdays I’ve made it more than half way through.  Uhmmmm no, you want to know why.  Because, on Wednesday the shit always seems to hit the fan.  Any other day of the week things will run smooth, Wednesday comes and everything that was working before goes to shit.  It never fails.  I just want to stand outside and scream REALLY WEDNESDAY REALLY!?! Of course if I do that people will either think I’ve named a child, pet, or something Wednesday, or the little white van will be coming to fit me for a nice new jacket, since clearly I am losing my mind.

Sorry about the rant, I just don’t like Wednesdays or Mondays for that matter, but we’ll save those reasons for another day.

Oh yeah and Wednesday, I survived you, lets see what you’ve got next week, oh crap, wait I probably shouldn’t provoke you, I can just imagine the crap you’ll sling my way.

Hope you’re all enjoying your Wednesday.